Do you know where your mother is?
> She’s round at the front.
I know what she looks like, I want to know where she is!
An American tourist walked out of his hotel in the middle of Sahara Desert. He was wearing nothing but his swimming trunks and carrying his beach towel. A local nam came along on his camel and the American said: Can you tell me where the sea is? It’s nearly 100 kilometers from here, said the Arab. > Now, this is what I call a beach, said the American.